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Do you think we got this thing working, guys? It looks like it... Ah yes, we've definitely got it now. Hello there, ladies and gentlemen!

[For a moment the journal is swarmed by two pink blobs. Once Duplica says hello they both let out a few cries before backing off. One Ditto decides to stay on the floor, but the other jumps up into Duplica's arms.]

My name is Duplica. I've been here for some time already but I didn't feel like jumping right into using my journal here without first getting a better understanding of how it works. [Otherwise it would be like jumping up on stage without properly rehearsing for a role.] I think I get it now though! Of course, these two were a big help.

Anyway, I was wondering if any of you out there would mind giving me any spare clothes you might have. I'm sorry if that sounds a little strange, it's just I don't want to go and take too much from the clothing store you see.

[If she just went in and took enough clothes to make up all the costumes she had back home then the clothing store might have trouble outfitting anyone for the next few weeks.]

I think that's all there is to say right now, I hope the entire audience was able to catch that. Now Mini-Dit, say goodbye!

[At that, the Ditto that had remained on the floor slides back over to the journal, smothering it in pink again. Ditto transition, fade out!

A little time after addressing the journals, Duplica heads to the clothing store to see if she can find any of her costumes from home that might have shown up recently. Luckily, she's able to pick up this outfit pretty soon into her visit. She continues to look around the rest of the store whilst dressed up as everyone's favourite Pokemon nurse, accompanied by her two Ditto which hop and crawl after her all around the store. If anyone approaches her now she'll attempt to pull off her Nurse Joy impersonation, even if she doesn't have a Chansey to complete the look.]

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Excellent! Now, while you try those on I should explain the actual stated goals and edicts of the Brigade! Unless, unlike everyone else, you actually read our passage in the Guide.

[Finger waving, with a smile]

[Eep. Duplica busies herself with the racks of clothing and her Ditto so to hide the sheepish smile on her face.]

I'm sorry, but could you refresh my memory? I'm sure there's no better way to learn about the Brigade's goals than from the chief herself, after all.

[She'll get back to reading that part of the guide over. Promise.]

True, true! Well, okay, the first edict you're going to know is that the order of the Chief are absolute law in this place! It's a tyranny, not a democracy or anything fancy like that! Opinions are considered and suggestions answered, of course though. You can think if it like I'm the daimyo, and you're the retainers!

[KEH KEH]

But aside from that, the stated purpose of the SOS-Brigade is "To ensure that everyone in Luceti experiences a worthwhile life. The SOS-Brigade will be there to support troubled people in whatever capacity they need to be assisted."

[Recited from heart, even]

Basically, what this means is that the Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade - SOS-Brigade for short - is dedicated to making sure people live worthwhile lives and have some pleasure and enjoyment even in a world like this! Being wary or sad all the time isn't healthy for anyone, after all!

[And here she was thinking she might have joined some sort of distress relief group... Which is kind of what it is, spreading excitement and giving everyone a worthwhile life and everything! Oh, heeey, that makes sense. Ahaha.]

Those really are some wonderful aims, it's absolutely no fun at all to be sad all the time, like you said. Hopefully Ditto, Mini-Dit and myself won't let you down.

[Whilst speaking, Duplica tries on another outfit. And another. Thank goodness there are plenty of clothes in her size here.]

Mmmhm! Meetings are daily during the week, but we also encourage people to spend free time here in case any clients show up. Hence the front desk, you know.

[wow she can really change quickly at things... cool]

I'll make sure to drop by often in that case.

[... Though she has no idea how she might deal with a client. There's probably more to seeing to a client than letting them rest awhile and entertaining them to keep them happy.]

I don't mind watching the front desk for you, if you like. Though I'm not sure how I would handle any clients, especially if they're asking for something specific.

Don't worry. If you're out of your depth, just summon one of the other members, particularly your officers. That is, me as the Chief, Keiichi Maebara as the vice-chief, and Azusa Miura as the deputy-vice cheif

All right, got it!

[Time for a quick review. Duplica changes costumes again, this time going for whatever outfit matches Haruhi's as closely as possible. A quick clear of her throat to make sure she has the right voice down and she's off!]

I will be sure to do my best to ensure everyone here experiences a worthwhile life with the Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade. I have offered you my services, should you ever need them, and I shall follow the Chief's orders as absolute law. It is encouraged that members spend their free time here in case any clients show up and if I ever feel out of my depth then I should summon one of the officers, Keiichi Maebara or Azusa Miura. [Then, pointing to herself.] Or the Chief, Haruhi Suzumiya.

...That's pretty good. You're good! In fact, you're a performer, I knew it! An imitator?

You got it! [Heh.]

Ditto, Mini-Dit and I are going to be great stars one day.

Then we can be a stepping stone in this world! My SOS-Brigade, that is!

... Really?

[Is she dreaming right now? Landing in a different world with a ton of people to imitate, a whole new wardrobe of clothes and being offered help in her dreams of becoming a star is starting to seem way too good to be true.]

I've never had anyone help me like this before. Oh thank you, thank you so much!

Well that's just what we do.

[HEH HEH. She puffs out her chest, proudly]

Even then it's such an incredibly nice thing to do, I don't know what to say. Oh, except thank you again, for asking me to join and for offering to help us out!

[Even her Ditto seem overjoyed, bouncing up and down with great big smiles on their faces. Bigger than normal anyway.]

Don't you worry, I'm sure you're going to be very helpful to me and my Brigade, and to Luceti as a whole. Welcome to the SOS-Brigade, Duplica!

[Puffing out her chest and stepping forward momentously, she's clearly trying to make a strong impression for that announcement]

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